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編者﹕王永健

Posted on Jan 04, 2009

2008最离奇爆笑事件排行榜

大窝头/朋友们，一年中最激动人心的时刻到来了。现在特隆重颁发2008年最离奇、最不可思议奖，以表彰那些在人类进化中最离奇、最不可思议奖的人们，是他们，使得我们生活的折磨和压力不那么难以忍受。

　
得到本次大奖殊荣的是：

JAMES　ELLIOT----做为加利福尼亚长滩市的准打劫者，当他把点38左轮对准受害人开枪时，枪卡壳了。这时他做了非常有建设性的举动----把眼睛对准枪口仔细瞄了一眼，同时扣动了扳机----这次枪没有卡壳。

以下诸位是这个奖项的有力争夺者：　

1.　一个瑞士酒店的厨师被一台切肉机夺去了一根手指，他愤然向保险公司要求赔偿。保险公司怀疑是他操作过失于是派了一个代表来检查机器。这个代表自己尝试操作了切肉机，他也失去了一根手指----于是，这个厨子的赔偿要求得到了批准。　

2.    一个男人在暴风雪的芝加哥街头奋力铲雪一个小时，终于给自己的车清出了一个停车位。当他把车开来时，发现一位女士已经抢了他的位置----可以理解，他朝她开了一枪，把她干掉了。

3.    由于在一个非法酒吧停车喝酒，津巴布韦的一个司机发现自己巴士上的20名精神病患者全部逃跑了，而他应该把他们送到BULAWAYO的精神病院的。出于害怕他的粗心大意被批评，这个司机把车开到了附近的一个公共汽车站，允诺免费搭乘每个乘客。他把这些乘客送到了精神病院，并且告诉医院工作人员这些“病人”非常容易激动而且胡言乱语充满幻觉----这个诡计直到三天后才被识破。　

4.    一个美国少年因为头部被开来的列车严重撞伤而送进了医院。当pol.ice问他怎么受伤时，他说他只是想试试看自己能够把头伸到行进中的列车多近的地方----然后他就晕了过去。　

5.    一个男人走进路易斯安那州某个便利店，拿出20元纸币要求破开，当职员打开收款机时，他亮出自己的手枪并要求职员把收款机里所有的现金给他。职员很快照做了，他拿了钱迅速消失，但把自己的20元钞票留在了柜台上----他一共拿走了15元。（事实上这引起了一场法律上的争论：如果一个人拿枪威胁着要给你钱，这算不算犯罪？）

6.    一个阿肯色小伙子似乎想喝啤酒想得要命，于是他朝一个卖酒商店的橱窗扔了一个空心砖，打算砸破玻璃，抢几瓶酒逃之夭夭----他没有注意到橱窗是树脂玻璃做的，空心砖反弹回来，把他砸得失去了知觉。整个过程被整个录了下来（我猜想这个家伙会不会把商店告上法庭）。　

7.    ANN ARBOR新闻报的犯罪专栏报道说密歇根州一个男子凌晨5点持枪走进快餐店打劫。职员拒绝说如果没有点餐他没法打开收款机。于是这个男子点了份炸洋葱圈，但职员说早餐时间不提供这玩意儿----该男子深感挫折，怅然离去。　

年度特别大奖　

police在西雅图街道上发现一个严重不适的人蜷缩在一辆房屋汽车旁，那人后来承认他企图用虹吸管偷汽油----但他错误将吸管另一头放到了汽车房屋的粪桶里。（想象一下他用嘴含着管子大力猛吸时的情景吧）

Posted on Jan 03, 2009

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Posted on Dec 14, 2008

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Posted on Dec 10, 2008

Send this smile to someone you want to bless today…

Posted on Dec 04, 2008

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'

The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.... In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling...
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

Posted on Nov 27, 2008

Wish All of You a very Happy Thanksgiving

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Wish All of You a very Happy Thanksgiving

Posted on Nov 24, 2008

Subject: 把握現在記得今天就是禮物

有個故事是這麼說的......

有一對兄弟，他們的家住在八十層樓。

有一天他們出去爬山，回家的時候，卻發現大樓停電了！

雖然他們揹著一大包的行李，但看來沒什麼選擇，於是哥哥對弟弟說：「我們爬樓梯上去吧！」

於是，他們就揹著一大包行李開始往上爬。到了二十樓的時候，他們開始累了！

哥哥告訴弟弟說：「包包太重了，這樣吧！我們把它放在二十樓，先爬上去，等電來了再坐電梯下來拿。」

弟弟說：「好！你真聰明！」，於是他們就把包包放在二十樓，繼續往上爬。

卸下了沈重的包袱，輕鬆多了！他們一路有說有笑地往上爬。

但好景不常，到了四十樓，兩人實在累了，想到只爬了一半，往前看，竟還有四十樓要爬，兩人開始互相抱怨，指責對方不注意停電公告，才會落得如此下場。

他們邊吵邊爬，就這樣一路到了六十樓。

到了六十樓，也許是累得連吵架的力氣都沒有了，哥哥對弟弟說：「只剩二十層樓了，我們就不要吵了，默默地爬完它吧！」。

於是他們安靜地繼續走，終於，八十樓到了！到了家門口，哥哥擺出了一個很帥的姿勢：「弟弟，開門！」，弟弟說：「別鬧了！鑰匙不是在你那兒嗎？」，結果，如你所想的，他們把鑰匙留在二十樓的包包裡了！

有人說，這個故事其實在反映我們的人生。

二十歲之前，我們活在家人、老師的期望和期許之下，背負著很多的壓力、包袱在走，自己也不夠成熟有能力，因此步履難免不穩。

二十歲之後，離開了眾人的壓力，卸下包袱，開始全力追求自己的夢想，就這樣過了愉快的二十年。

可是到了四十歲，發現青春早已過去，不免有許多的遺憾追悔，於是開始遺憾這個、惋惜那個、抱怨公司、抱怨社會、抱怨政府......，就這樣在抱怨遺憾中度過了二十年。

到了六十歲，發現人生已所剩不多，於是告訴自己，不要再抱怨了，就珍惜剩下的日子吧！於是默默地走完自己的餘年。

到了生命的盡頭，才想起自己好像有什麼事還沒完成......，原來，我的夢想還留在二十歲，沒有完成。你也是如此嗎？

想想自己的夢想是什麼？最在意的是什麼？不要到了四十年後才來追悔。

想一想希望將來的自己和現在有何不同，就去做吧！

把握現在，記得，今天就是禮物。

聽聽一位網友的夢想：

住美國人的房子，雇一個英國管家，外加一個中國廚師，開德國的「賓士」車，然後有一個好像日本姑娘一般溫柔的太太和附上一個法國情婦。

Posted on Nov 12, 2008

Subject: Something I Never Knew

I have been driving for over 50 years... I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time...I didn't...and I bet you didn't either...

Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the gas station wondered...mmm, which side is the gas filler cap?
My normal solution was to stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look, try to see in the side mirrors or even get out of the car!
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.

If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump?
The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the gas pump?
If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left? If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right (see photo). It is that simple!